God did it!

  • Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
  • Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole
  • Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
  • Gods Don’t Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
  • “Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day.”­ God.
  • Praying is begging
  • I Wouldn’t Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist
  • The difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate controlled.
  • God Doesn’t Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.
  • “Intelligent Design” Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
  • Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten
  • If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
  • I Forget – Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
  • JESUS SAVES….You From Thinking For Yourself
  • How Can You Disbelieve Evolution If You Can’t Even Define It?
  • Religion requires faith, science requires thinking.
  • Religion: the original pyramid scheme.
  • The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children
  • Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony
  • Jesus may love you but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
  • Good does not require religion, but it is threatened by it.
  • A fool is guided by religion; the wise question it, and politicians abuse it.
  • Believers made God in their image: violent and irrational.
  • Jesus, save me from your followers.
  • Have You Threatened Your Children With Eternal Damnation Today?
  • Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
  • A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
  • Don’t want to go to hell? Become an atheist.
  • Honk if you understand punctuated equilibrium
  • Religion is for people who don’t understand science
  • Stop Lying to Children, Break the Cycle of Religion
  • Jesus has risen! Bake at 350 degrees 35 to 40 minutes.
  • Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for valuable cash prizes
  • Jesus SAVES! The rest of you, take half-damage.
  • There’s a Sucker born every minute, but the real money is made from those Born Again.
  • Jesus saves, Gretzky gets the rebound and SCORES!
  • Jesus saves, by shopping wisely and using coupons.
  • Don’t pray in my school, and I won’t think in your church.
  • Q: Why did all the chicks dig Jesus? A: (Stand and spread arms wide) Because he was hung like THIS!!
  • Atheism isn’t a religion. It’s a personal relationship with reality
  • I want Jesus to come inside me
  • Jesus is coming — look busy!
  • It’s your god, they’re YOUR rules, YOU burn in “hell”!
  • Darwin Athletic Club: Survival of the Fittest.
  • Jesus Loves Me … But I Make Him Wear A Condom
  • Atheists Do It Unsupervised

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